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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:30:50 -0500

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

The Mc10:35

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:39:29 -0500

The latest piece of the secret McMenu puzzle.

I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald’s. He said it’s getting kind of a cult following in San Francisco. 1. Go to McD’s right when they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch. 2. Order one of the remaining Egg McMuffins from the breakfast menu and also order a McDouble since the lunch menu is now open. 3. Take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble. The guy at the register said people call it a Mc10:35 because that’s pretty much the only time you can pull this off. They’re damn good when hungover!

Twitter: The Criterion Collection Oh. My. Gosh. These are...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:12:00 -0500

Twitter: The Criterion Collection

Oh. My. Gosh. These are awesome.

My favorite: “Why the hell does Lando Calirssian need a cape. What an asshole.”

via fireland:

atsween:

Twitter: The Criterion Collection

What if Twitter… came to life?

We asked some of our friends to film their favorite tweets. We didn’t care how they did it. They could read it. They could act it. They could do it with puppets. Whatever they wanted. The only rules were it had to be a tweet written by someone else and it had to contain the entire tweet and nothing but the tweet.

This is what they gave us.

We hope you enjoy it.

@poeks & @sween

Watched the first one by seoulbrother, laughed so much I had to get up and leave the room and gather myself. Sat back down and watched the next one by poeks (who does one of my all-time favorite tweets), had to get up again and stumble around the apartment, literally weeping with delight. Sat back down. REPEAT x 50

Going Rouge The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:35:05 -0500

Going Rouge The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book

Michaelsoft Binbows

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:55:26 -0500

Michaelsoft Binbows

Dogs At 1000 FPS (via maniacalrage) “It’s dogs in slow-mo...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:27:51 -0500

Dogs At 1000 FPS (via maniacalrage)

“It’s dogs in slow-mo catching treats. What could be better?”

Caribou Coffee Leaps into the Future (via Brand New)

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:35:13 -0500

Caribou Coffee Leaps into the Future (via Brand New)

Weird Portal BBS ASCII art. Not sure what to make of it. (via...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:36:07 -0500

Weird Portal BBS ASCII art. Not sure what to make of it. (via Shacknews)

xkcd: Sex Dice

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:16:50 -0500

xkcd: Sex Dice

You are very not good at scarf. (via Lefthandedtoons)

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:58:49 -0500

You are very not good at scarf. (via Lefthandedtoons)

Potty Training: This video will come in handy when it’s...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:26:04 -0500

Potty Training: This video will come in handy when it’s time for us to teach the kid about how happy poop is.

(via merlin) :

Potty Training!

Snake Oil? (via dataviz) See where popular health supplements...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:21:57 -0500

Snake Oil? (via dataviz)

See where popular health supplements rank when their popularity is compared with evidence supporting their claims. Notice where popular things like acai are, way, way down next to the “none” area. As in no supporting evidence. Where as something like green tea is really highly supported. Green tea is way cheaper than acai, by the way.

Rolls-Royce Ghost - There are some nice, simple things happening...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:36:46 -0500

Rolls-Royce Ghost - There are some nice, simple things happening in this video.

iGotaBigAssPocket Concept - You’ll need this for your...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:34:34 -0500

iGotaBigAssPocket Concept - You’ll need this for your iPad.

Smash face on keyboard - Post result

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:45:42 -0500

Smash face on keyboard - Post result

"We don’t spend a lot of energy on old technology."

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:46:54 -0500

““We don’t spend a lot of energy on old technology.””

- Steve Jobs, discussing the iPad with the staff of The Wall Street Journal when asked why the new device lacks support for Flash.

Welcome to Kenya, birthplace of Barack Obama (via...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:02:44 -0500

Welcome to Kenya, birthplace of Barack Obama (via theobamafile.com)

A conversation I have every month or so

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:35:54 -0500

via dwineman:

Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.
Me: What if I’m on my phone because I’m out, looking for a place to eat? Didn’t that ever occur to you?
Website: Fuck entirely off.
Me: (gives up, switches to computer)
Website: Oh! Hi! What can I help you with today?
Me: What are your —
Website: Hang on, I’m loading the music.
Me: Really.
Website: You’ll love it. It’s “Girl from Ipanema” arranged for steel drum and keytar.
Me: No, you don’t have to —
Website: Loading…
Me: All I want is —
Website: I SAID DOT DOT DOT.
Me: (drums fingers on desk)
Website: There we go. Isn’t that nice? It’s… what’s the word. Ethnicky.
Me: What are your hours?
Website: Take a look at our menu! It’s a PDF of a screenshot of a scan of a Word document printed on a dishtowel. With fonts!
Me: I don’t care. What are your hours?
Website: Don’t worry, the menu loads in a new window so the music won’t stop. Can I show you some broken images?
Me: What. Are. Your. Hou. Rs.
Website: I… I don’t know.
Me: (goes to Denny’s)

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-14)

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:38:29 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-14):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Introduction to Square (featuring the hot and handsome...

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:45:14 -0500

Introduction to Square (featuring the hot and handsome @lonelysandwich)